domingo, 2 de novembro de 2008

Só gente bonita


Since I get home at midnight and we don't have stolen cable, no longer does dinner hour pass by in dubbed CSI episodes. The tight structure of american tv makes blatant its theft of your life- at commercial time, mid-grip of a mystery, you know that when the episode is over bed-time is upon you and you have not lived your life.

Thus the brilliance of Brazilian TV- it doesnt want your full attention. In a room of yapping godmothers on Sunday it just wants to be another voice, taking hold of the conversation no more or no longer than any other Nega.

By midnight the Novelas have released their grip and a real classy presence hits Rede-Tv. It's Amaury Jr, the godfather of society television. Whisky drinking, chain smoking, jug eared, pockmarked, user of suits where the tie is skinny and the suit shirt has a really small, round-tipped collar that I have never seen before but must be common in the world of italian fashion. I all makes him look a little bit like an emaciated Alf.

Most importantly, the man does not mess up. Check the hold on the microphone. That's Frank Sinatra Jr, by the way. Just another fish, and Amaury skins them all with class. Arm around the women's waist. Every name, every buisiness with which it is associated, flawlessly dropped. He doesnt just say, this is Paulo, President of XX, tell us about whats going on here at the Copacabana hotel, no, he lays the red carpet out for the guy, explaining everything for at least 30 seconds, so that the interveiwees first response is always. "Exatamente Amaury. "

It has to be that smooth, because the majority of the people are paying him to visit their new restaurant or club. Its a question I can't answer: you start a new upscale french restaurant, why are you going to pay supposedly over 100 thousand bucks to bring a TV crew in there and film people eating in unflattering light, proving againg that society people aren't actually gente bonita. Are the wealthy of Brazil, like me, up at midnight eating rice beans and beef in front the TV?

quarta-feira, 22 de outubro de 2008

Ask and you shall...




Approximately 150 days after the last post on this blog,

eu fiz meu gol.

We was supposed to go out, but she got lazy, and I got in the habit of going the corner bar for another garrafa and hanging sticks off my lips. I wasn't ready for the big leagues, but

eu fiz meu gol.

Foi a minha unica chance, num jogo bem cauteloso,

mas eu fiz meu gol.

If I saw him, I would say...



We are back. No, that's not what I would say. Wait till the end of the blog for Zac to be relevant.

Ya see, sometimes it takes the innocence of a child to remind adults of what is great in the world, and get back to writing about it. But this effect is usually limited to very young children. Once kids get to be around the age enacted by the cast of high school musical, the achievement of potential has already ruined the dream of it.

A dream deferred, in an onto/tautalogical and not a political sense, is a pretty dream. That is why this blog will not be afraid to reach back into the past that is everyday purer than the present in an act of asking for forgiveness.

What woke us was a phrase, a stream of beauty shattering a news report about HSM that otherwise makes the elder wonder if someday the children will rise in primary color-clad hordes and kill everyone on earth. The dream of the 9 year old fan interviewed on TV, when asked why she liked this guy, said (refer to title)

Ele e lindo. Se eu visse ele, eu ia falar:

"You is one cat"

The translation, innocent as its speaker, truly at the foot of the wor(l)d.